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1.94sHoly crap! I'm black!
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1.73sBut i--i--I can't be black.
3.8sI gotta say, Peter, the man in this book does look an awful lot like you.
2.25s"The diary of Nate Griffin.
2.37s"May 7, 1836.
2.47s"I was brushing down Lucy, the new colt,
2.8s"when she let out a fart right near my face.
5.07s"So I took her head and stuck it by my butt "and blew a huge fart right back at her."
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1.5sOh, uh, That laugh's in here, too. See?
1.77s"Ha ha ha ha ha."
1.7sWow, Then it's true.
2.65sCool! I get to be black and Irish!
3.62sYeah, and now I can wear clothes that actually show off my big butt!
2.95sOh, I gotta tell Bonnie I'm sleeping with a black man!
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2.07sOh, My God! Update! "Exclam"!
2sScott Martin just asked me out again!