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2.25sby the entire racetrack!
2.42sYa-hoo-hoo-hoo!
3.14sThat'll teach those other horses to take drugs.
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1.93sThat's it!
3.08sYou can only take my money for so long before you take it all,
1.7sand I say enough!
3.77sI've got one dollar left, and this one I'm holding onto.
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1.65sOh, no, you don't!
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2.14sI may not know much about horses,
3.29sbut I know a lot about doing anything for one dollar.
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2.94sIf you think bad luck can defeat me,
3.04sthen you don't know my name is Philip J.--
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1.95sWhew.
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2.17sThat is one unlucky guy.