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3.15sThat clover helped my rat fink brother steal my dream of going into space.
1.93sNow I'll never get there.
2.27sYou went there this morning for doughnuts.
4.64s"First person on Mars." Oh, so your brother was that Philip J. Fry.
4.14sI'm Philip J. Fry! He stole my name after I got frozen!
1.77sShut up, friends!
2.94sMy Internet browser heard us saying the word "Fry"...
3.29sand it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us.
1.93sIt also opened my calendar to Friday...
2.63sand ordered me some French fries.
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1.97sPhilip J. Fry,
2.67sastronaut, philanthropist, entrepreneur,
3.07swas a great man truly worthy of narration.
1.9sFry was the first man on Mars,
2.2sa feat that has never since been equaled.
1.53sThat should've been me!
3.67sThe ever-lucky Fry made his fortune after striking oil...