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4.19sYeah, you've got a date with a skinless chicken breast.
1.35s(LAUGHING)
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4.35sSomewhere out there, she's waiting for me.
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4.19sHello. I'd like to speak to Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar.
2.8sHey, don't you try and prank me with a fake name!
3.59sI will rip out your intestines and use them to make a lanyard!
1.55sHello? Hello?
3.44s(GRUNTS ANGRILY) And that's the origin of that.
5.34s(SOBBING) That boy I kissed wouldn't even tell me his real name.
2.95sTypical. All boys want the same thing,
1.8sto kiss until they're hot and heavy,
1.17sthen vamoose.
1.77sTrust us.
3.37sWe know everything about boys except what they look like below the waist.
2.97sI have some theories based on a G. I. Joe I bought.
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