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2.18sI can't believe you stood Mom up.
1.67sFace it, Lise. Men are dogs.
2.32sThe worse we treat you, the more you want us.
1.6sThat's not what dogs do.
2.4s(LAUGHING) You said "dog doo!"
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2.38s(CHUCKLING) She sure did.
2.38sNow if Lisa's finished with her shenanigans,
2.94sI'll tell you why I didn't show up.
2.38sWe had just finished our first smooch.
3.45sAnd I felt a feeling I had never felt before.
4.49sI found this stone earlier. I was gonna use it as a nerd smasher.
1.95sBut I want you to have it.
3.14sOoh, it looks like a heart.
2.09sHey, you're right! Give it back!
3.57sOh, no, I still want you to have it.
3.49sBut every time you smash a nerd with it, think of me.
1.15sI will.
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1.7sSee you tomorrow night, okay?
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5.89s(SIGHING) What a kiss. If I died now, I'd die happy.
1.1s(SCREAMING)