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2.6sI'd thank you, but I don't even know your name.
3.07sI bet it's something low-rent like Billy Bob.
1.33sOr Homer.
1.3sBig ugly Homer!
5.31s(GIGGLING SPITEFULLY) Oh, I'm sure it's a much nicer name than Homer.
1.2sEr...
1.23sThink, Homer. Think.
1.2sYOUNG MARGE: What did you say?
1.22sI'm Elvis!
4.17sElvis Jagger. Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar.
3.64s(LAUGHING HEARTILY) I told my friends I had a date.
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1.33sWhat should I wear?
1.83sShould I paint my toes?
1.77sAnd what should I do with my hair?
1.43sYou could iron it.
1.37sIron my hair?
2.07sThat's what Leslie Uggams does!
1sBART: Leslie who?
1.65sMARGE: Uggams!
3.17sOh, it's really straightening out.
1.57s(CRIES OUT) Hmm.
2.47sI guess I'm going to have to be a brunette tonight.