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1.57sWell, that stinks!
1.38sBut I still get to kiss you, right?
3.07s(GRUMBLES) Mom, why are you so mad?
1.8sI'll start from the beginning.
4.34sThe girls' camp was focused on teaching etiquette and deportment.
3.2sNow that I've captured your interest, let me continue.
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4.1sBy summer's end, I promise you will all walk like ladies,
2.84stalk like ladies, and hold your liquor like ladies.
4.45sNow chin up, head back, legs together. Excellent.
2.74sGirls, see how Marge's legs are slanted?
3.65sYou make Jackie O look like a splay-legged milk-horse.
1.53sNow stand and walk.
1.23s(STRUGGLING)
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1.5sWell done.
3.07sI'd be proud if you grew up to be my husband's mistress.
1.97sThank you.
4.2sI used to walk like this all the time until my tendons snapped.
1.9sThey heard it in Shelbyville.
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3.3sAnyhoo, one night we had a special dinner.