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4.29sOh, this is so confusing! I'd like a brief recess.
2.59sGranted. (BANGS GAVEL) Whee! Recess!
1.17s(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
1.2s(GIGGLING)
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1.2sWhee!
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0.75sLet me get this straight.
3.22sWhen you were my age, you had the hots for Mom and didn't even know it?
2.73sOh, that's cool or is it lame?
3sI guess I'll go with lame. You were lame!
2.82sWhy? Because I only kissed one girl in my whole life?
1.62sThat's still one more than you.
1.7sI've kissed three girls.
2.69s(SOBBING) I'm so lame!
2.85sYou're not gonna be kissing anybody for a while!
1.57sWell, that stinks!
1.38sBut I still get to kiss you, right?
3.07s(GRUMBLES) Mom, why are you so mad?
1.8sI'll start from the beginning.
4.34sThe girls' camp was focused on teaching etiquette and deportment.
3.2sNow that I've captured your interest, let me continue.
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4.1sBy summer's end, I promise you will all walk like ladies,