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2.62sHOMER: I couldn't believe my eye.
3.79sShe was the prettiest girl I'd ever seen.
2.97s(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) Until I met your mother,
3.27swho made that girl look like a Godzilla made of garbage!
2.07sHomer, that girl was me!
2.59s(ALL GASPING) How romantic.
4.07sYou and Dad were drawn to each other as kids and you didn't even realize it!
3.65sYes. And then your father broke my heart.
3.74sAnd if I'd known it was you, I never would have married you.
4.29sOh, this is so confusing! I'd like a brief recess.
2.59sGranted. (BANGS GAVEL) Whee! Recess!
1.17s(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
1.2s(GIGGLING)
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1.2sWhee!
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0.75sLet me get this straight.
3.22sWhen you were my age, you had the hots for Mom and didn't even know it?
2.73sOh, that's cool or is it lame?
3sI guess I'll go with lame. You were lame!
2.82sWhy? Because I only kissed one girl in my whole life?
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