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3.05sAn eye patch? But I've got a date tonight.
2.13sOh, don't worry. Chicks love that kind of thing.
2.19sPatches, scars, stumps.
2.32sEverything but zits.
2.03sAll right, how should I get there?
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1.05sHmm.
3.87sI guess it's row versus wade. And it's my right to choose!
4.49sAre you looking to cross the lake which separates ye from she?
0.95sWho are you?
2.1sThe sailing instructor.
3.49sAnd on movie night, I run the projector.
2.77sOnly PG. Nothing R.
1.17sYarrr.
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2.62sHOMER: I couldn't believe my eye.
3.79sShe was the prettiest girl I'd ever seen.
2.97s(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) Until I met your mother,
3.27swho made that girl look like a Godzilla made of garbage!