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3.59sOh, man. Someday love'll come sliding down my chute.
3.6sWell, I can ask if she has any friends because she wants to meet me tonight.
1.97s- Way to go!
- Out of sight!
1.15sNow, Homer, if you're gonna go,
1.53syou better take some protection.
0.72s
2.34sOh, a switchblade!
1.87sI see the switch, but where's the blade?
2.27s(CLICKING) D'oh! Found it.
3.05sAn eye patch? But I've got a date tonight.
2.13sOh, don't worry. Chicks love that kind of thing.
2.19sPatches, scars, stumps.
2.32sEverything but zits.
2.03sAll right, how should I get there?
1.35s
1.05sHmm.
3.87sI guess it's row versus wade. And it's my right to choose!
4.49sAre you looking to cross the lake which separates ye from she?