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1.33sWhy you little...
1.33s(CHOKING)
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2.74sMy first kiss.
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3.09sStop it, Homer! There's only one way to settle this.
1.7sIn Simpson Family Court.
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1.65sWhat the hell's that?
4.12sI got the idea from a now discredited book on raising children.
3.74s(GAVEL BANGS) Now up, the case of Simpson v. Simpson.
5.84sMr. Simpson, do you think it's appropriate for a 10-year-old boy to steal a beer with intent to kiss?
2.97sDo you think it was appropriate to bet against your son's little league team?
3.9sWhat? Permission to treat this witness as hostile.
2.39sHomer, I'll bet when you were 10, you were stealing beers,
2.25skissing girls, and tipping dinosaurs.
3.84sYour father's first kiss was in high school, with me.
4.17sActually, Marge, there was someone before you.
0.97s(GASPING)
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