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3.05s
2.49sNo eating the grass!
3.22sHey, he didn't say nothing about this poison oak!
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1.8sSweet, sweet poison.
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1.88sUh-oh! (GROANING)
1.99s
1.87s(VIBRATING) Ohhh...
2sI've gotta go.
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2.37sI've got a date.
4.19sYeah, you've got a date with a skinless chicken breast.
1.35s(LAUGHING)
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4.35sSomewhere out there, she's waiting for me.
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4.19sHello. I'd like to speak to Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar.
2.8sHey, don't you try and prank me with a fake name!
3.59sI will rip out your intestines and use them to make a lanyard!
1.55sHello? Hello?
3.44s(GRUNTS ANGRILY) And that's the origin of that.
5.34s(SOBBING) That boy I kissed wouldn't even tell me his real name.