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1.18sUgh!
2.87sEw! I kissed that sad weird kid!
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2.13sMy beer!
2.99sYou never had a chance to become my urine.
1.6s(SOBBING)
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1.33sWhy you little...
1.33s(CHOKING)
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2.74sMy first kiss.
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3.09sStop it, Homer! There's only one way to settle this.
1.7sIn Simpson Family Court.
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1.65sWhat the hell's that?
4.12sI got the idea from a now discredited book on raising children.
3.74s(GAVEL BANGS) Now up, the case of Simpson v. Simpson.
5.84sMr. Simpson, do you think it's appropriate for a 10-year-old boy to steal a beer with intent to kiss?
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