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1.97sYou know what would be a great idea for a TV show?
5.54sA sitcom about former major league pitchers Phil and Joe Niekro enjoying their retirement years.
2.3sYou'd call it Those Lazy Niekros.
3.37sKids, what is taking so long? Dinner's ready.
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3.54sOh, look at my little cowboy.
2.84sCome on, Stewie, up in your high chair.
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2.4sBoy, he must be starving.
1.97sYep, he's really chowing down.
2sHey, how's the food, Stewie?
3.97s(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Blimey, it's right delicious, I do declare.
2.75sBrian, have you decided who's gonna star in your show?
1.72sWell, it's a tough role.
5.27sI mean, Byron is a 25-year-old single father going back to finish college so he can do right by his four-year-old daughter.
3.97sSo it's got to be somebody who can project a certain amount of world-wizened sophistication,
3.67swhile at the same time retaining a certain youthfully passionate idealism.
1.53sYou know who'd be good? Big Jaws.
4.2sActually, in my mind, there's only one actor who could do this role. Elijah Wood.
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