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2.14sWe need to get back to the original script.
2sByron wants to do right by his daughter,
1.93sand I think that everyone can relate to that.
1.97sThat's what America wants to see.
4.32sThe simple love within a family that conquers all and makes life worth living.
4.24sWhat if I'm a cop and the chimp is my reincarnated partner?
1.6sYes! That's perfect!
1.97sSee? That's relatable!
1.23sHow the hell is that relatable?
2.77sAnd maybe, the monkey is also my roommate.
3.24sAnd whenever I come home at night and I walk in that door,
1.53swhat do you think I slip on?
1.03sMonkey stool.
2.53s(BOTH LAUGHING) Terrific.
1.37sThat's exactly what would happen.
3.87sAnd every month, he's got a story for why he doesn't have his half of the rent.
2.07sI'm not doing this!