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1.87sI mean, we almost don't even need to watch.
2.34sHey, what's the cast of Two and a Half Men doing here?
3.4sWell, you're always saying our show sucks. Let's see yours.
3.59sCome on, Peter! Come on, kids! The show's about to start!
2.03sI'm coming. I was just getting Stewie.
2.17sAll right, got the little guy up from his nap.
2.89sSay hello to everyone, Stewie.
1.3sALL: Aw!
2.69sOh, oh, look, everybody. It's starting.
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1.3s(THEME SONG PLAYING)
1.9sCHOIR: There was a man
1.62sHe dropped out
7.19sNow he's back He had a daughter Now she's in college with him What a pain in my class!
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2.2sIt gets better after the first...
2.37s(SNIFFING) What smells like head?
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2.57s(AUDIENCE LAUGHING ON TV)
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2.03sWell, Dad, I owe you an apology.
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