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1.4sGive me an "F" on the exam.
2.37sI don't care because I got an "A" today,
1.1sas a dad.
1.27sMaybe this is news to you,
2.87sbut love isn't some element on your periodic table.
1.08sSo, you know what?
2.1sKeep your chromium and magnesium,
2.53sbecause I discovered a much more precious element.
1.67sI discovered Dadmium.
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1.17sWow.
1.8sDoes that audition come with a box of tissues?
1.43sThat was a great read.
1sThanks, everybody.
1.3s
1.73sI mean, come on. How great is he?
2.54sWow. He's amazing. That's our guy.
1.23sThat's our Byron.
1.7sGreat. Then we're good to go. Absolutely.
1.83sTotally. So, we're done.
1.98sLook, since we're playing with house money,
2.27swe do have one more guy.
1.17sWhat? Oh, don't worry.
1.57sHe's not Byron.
2sSomebody upstairs threw out a name, got real excited about it,
1.67sso we're just playing the game.
2.17sOkay, so who?
1.77sHey, what's up, douche bags?
2.1sI'm here to audition for this stupid pilot.
3.67s(ALL LAUGHING) James Woods?
1.42sThanks for coming in, Jimmy.