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2.37sAnd, suddenly, I didn't feel so alone.
1.6sYou know what it sounds like to me?
4.04sSounds like the woman in that picture was pretty beautiful.
1.73sAll right, I'll see you at dinner.
2.2sThink fast! Wow! Deodorant!
1.37sAre you sure I'm old enough?
1.37sI think so.
2.87sI'm gonna make you a little less gross every day.
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2.87sHey, New Brian. You have a guitar!
2.4sYep. In fact, I wrote a new song today.
1.4sAnd I want to hear what you think of it.
2.07sWhere did you find the time for that?
3.37sPeter, inspiration doesn't have a schedule.
2.67sI don't like fancy learnin' books
2.44sI don't like apple tarts
2.37sI don't like cozy breakfast nooks
3.04sI don't like modern arts
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1.8sWell, I like farts
2.14sYes, I like farts
1.83sI like long farts, short farts, wet farts
5.81sYour farts, I like farts, if you've got heart Oh, I've got heart Let's hear those farts How do I start?
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