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1.3sI mean, it's quite a sight, you know?
2sI mean, when she's not looking, you should take a look at it,
1.8sbut, good God, be discreet.
2.5sYeah, I'll check that out.
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1.64s(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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1.37sStewie, what are you doing here?
2.03s- Brian, you gotta come back.
- Why?
3.2sBecause New Brian is such a tool.
3.37sI mean, he's so damn sweet and saccharine and perfect,
2.37sand he's turning the family into a bunch of douches.
2.7sBig deal. You always told me I was a douche.
4.6sYeah, but you were my douche, Brian. My douche.
2.3sCome back and be my douche again.
2.2sHi, I'm looking for Glenn?
1.5sOh! What happened to your leg?
1.57s(CRYING)
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1.67sDamn it, Brian!
1.37sCome back home, Brian.
4.04sI tell you what. When this is all over, I'll make you some pie with a nice dollop of Cool Whip.
2.47sThere it is again. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the "H"?
3.34s(SIGHS) That's exactly why I miss you, Brian.
3.47sForget it. I'm not going back as long as that new dog is there.
3.64sAs long as he's a part of that family, there's no place for me.