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5.5sbut when she was five years old, her dad ran over one of her legs with his van,
4.74sand it's still kind of messed up in a pretty obvious, instantly visible way.
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1.47sPlease don't say anything.
2.7sAnd try to make eye contact with her when she wobbles in,
1.9sbecause I want this to work.
1.5sYeah, sure. No problem.
2.23sI'm serious, Brian. That leg is a train wreck.
2sI mean, she herself is so pretty,
5.47sbut that thing just looks like a string of sausages - with one empty casing in it.
I get it.
1.3sI mean, it's quite a sight, you know?
2sI mean, when she's not looking, you should take a look at it,
1.8sbut, good God, be discreet.
2.5sYeah, I'll check that out.
1.24s
1.64s(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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1.37sStewie, what are you doing here?
2.03s- Brian, you gotta come back.
- Why?
3.2sBecause New Brian is such a tool.
3.37sI mean, he's so damn sweet and saccharine and perfect,
2.37sand he's turning the family into a bunch of douches.
2.7sBig deal. You always told me I was a douche.