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3.24sbut I'm perfectly capable of going to the bathroom by myself.
2.4sSorry, but there's a leash law in this neighborhood,
1.77sand you never know who's watching.
5.34s(EVIL LAUGH) I'm watching you make stool.
2.7sHey, New Brian. I see you're having pie.
3.8sYou know, pie isn't really pie without Cool Whip.
3.24sEverything's better with Cool Whip.
2.07sDid you hear what I said? Yeah. What about it?
2.1sIt doesn't bother you the way I pronounce it?
1.97s- Cool Whip?
- No. Why would it?
2.4sCool Whip. I'm putting emphasis on the "H."
1.27sSounds right to me.
1.6sNothing ever bothers you, does it?
2.43sNo, not really. I like everything.
2.84sGod, he's a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington.
8.41sStewie, do you know why W.S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossings?
4.04sBecause he was quartered on the port side.