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3.37sPeter, inspiration doesn't have a schedule.
2.67sI don't like fancy learnin' books
2.44sI don't like apple tarts
2.37sI don't like cozy breakfast nooks
3.04sI don't like modern arts
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1.8sWell, I like farts
2.14sYes, I like farts
1.83sI like long farts, short farts, wet farts
5.81sYour farts, I like farts, if you've got heart Oh, I've got heart Let's hear those farts How do I start?
1.5sWell, Peter, I will help you
2sGet your fartin' started
2.3s(BLOWING RHYTHMIC RASPBERRIES)
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1.63s(BOTH LAUGH)
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1.8sHey, Brian, I went out for a run this morning,
1.1sand I found this stick.
1.07sI thought you might like it.
1.4sWow. Thanks a lot.
2.1sAnd I got you this bag of weed.
2.57sI don't smoke it myself, but I sure won't judge you.
1.17sGosh, thanks.
2.37sCheck you later, handsome guy.
2.54sWell, you know, I wasn't sure about this new dog thing at first,