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3.84sI met a girl, that's you, crazy for me
4sI met a boy, he's as cute as can be
2.84sSummer days driftin' away Summer days driftin' away
2.6sTo uh-oh those summer nights To uh-oh those summer nights
2.2sOh, well-a, well-a, well-a, uh
1.77sTell me more, tell me more
1.94s
2.6sThanks for letting me stay here, Glenn. I hope I'm not in the way.
4.97sNo, no, it should be fine. But, listen, Brian,
2.7sI'm gonna be bringing a Puerto Rican girl over here later.
2.67sAnd she's super hot and real nice,
5.5sbut when she was five years old, her dad ran over one of her legs with his van,
4.74sand it's still kind of messed up in a pretty obvious, instantly visible way.
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1.47sPlease don't say anything.
2.7sAnd try to make eye contact with her when she wobbles in,
1.9sbecause I want this to work.
1.5sYeah, sure. No problem.
2.23sI'm serious, Brian. That leg is a train wreck.
2sI mean, she herself is so pretty,
5.47sbut that thing just looks like a string of sausages - with one empty casing in it. I get it.
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