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3.37sI mean, he's so damn sweet and saccharine and perfect,
2.37sand he's turning the family into a bunch of douches.
2.7sBig deal. You always told me I was a douche.
4.6sYeah, but you were my douche, Brian. My douche.
2.3sCome back and be my douche again.
2.2sHi, I'm looking for Glenn?
1.5sOh! What happened to your leg?
1.57s(CRYING)
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1.67sDamn it, Brian!
1.37sCome back home, Brian.
4.04sI tell you what. When this is all over, I'll make you some pie with a nice dollop of Cool Whip.
2.47sThere it is again. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the "H"?
3.34s(SIGHS) That's exactly why I miss you, Brian.
3.47sForget it. I'm not going back as long as that new dog is there.
3.64sAs long as he's a part of that family, there's no place for me.
1.27sWell, I can't say I blame you.
1.84sI hate him as much as you do, Brian.
3.94sHe's a bad fit, like a crocodile at an alligator rally.
2.74sYeah! Lurking in the water with our eyes poking out!
1.57sYeah! Yeah!
2.57sSneaking up on a crane or an egret and snapping our jaws on it!
1.5sYeah! Yeah!
6.34sAnd sometimes walking out onto a dry plain or dusty field because it's nice to get out of the swamp now and then!