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1.5sOkay, Lois.
2.8sI mean, why do you think he almost drowned? He's old, Peter!
2.37sPlus, he drinks and he smokes all the time,
3.14sso take that 56 and make it 79, at least!
1.73sWhy are you making such a big deal out of this, Lois?
1.2sI was just a little tired.
1.77sYeah? Well, that's how it begins, Brian.
2.74sThen the next thing you know, I'm making Peter dig a hole in the yard,
1.27sand you're in a pillowcase.
1.9sYou're out of your mind. Brian's young.
1.47sAnd I'm gonna prove it to you.
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1.44sHey, youthful guy.
3.34sHow is your barizzness on this aggressively redonkulous morning?
1.44sWhat the hell are you talking about, Peter?
3.04sDon't you mean tizz-alking about, P. Doodie?
1.43sYou don't have to be formal with me.
1.54sI know how you young people talk.
2.47sPeter, I'm not old, but I'm not that young, either.
2.44sBrian, we should sip Bacardi like it's your birthday.
1.23sWhat does that even mean?
3.44sIt means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!
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1.2sPeter, what are you doing?
1.93sIf movies and TV have taught me anything,
4.97sit's that young people today are constantly being antagonized - by preppy '80s bullies.
What?