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1.57sand I shut it off.
2.24sI figured this might be a more gentle way to start off the day.
2.97sThat is so thoughtful, New Brian.
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2.34s(WHISPERING) I'll start up again in nine minutes.
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3sHey, Meg, I know how you like to let off steam once in a while,
1.13sso I got you a journal.
1.77sYou got me a journal?
3.64sActually, I got you two of them, my right ear and my left ear.
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1.3sFire away.
2.37sDear Diary, today at the school library,
5.14sI saw a picture in National Geographic of a woman with nipples that cover most of her breasts, too.
2.37sAnd, suddenly, I didn't feel so alone.
1.6sYou know what it sounds like to me?
4.04sSounds like the woman in that picture was pretty beautiful.
1.73sAll right, I'll see you at dinner.
2.2sThink fast! Wow! Deodorant!
1.37sAre you sure I'm old enough?
1.37sI think so.
2.87sI'm gonna make you a little less gross every day.
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2.87sHey, New Brian. You have a guitar!
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