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2sI just wanted to check in with you.
1.97sYou know, sometimes life happens so fast,
2.07swe miss the most important part, which is sharing it.
1.03sUh-huh.
2.17sYou see, Chris, I care about you,
6.3sand if there is ever anything you ever want to talk about or if you just want some company, I'm here for you.
2.44sSo, how's it hanging?
1.63sOkay.
2.67sHey, what you got here? Oh, Maxim.
2.24sThat Jessica Biel sure is a cutie.
1.87s
1.6sYou were masturbating when I came in.
1.33sYeah.
3.57s- So, how's it hanging?
- Get out!
1.2sGotcha.
3.2s
2.87sOkay, everybody, tonight I've got a real treat for you.
2.33sWe've all seen your compilation video, Brian.
1.4sShatner singing Rocket Man,
1.97sdrunk Orson Welles doing that commercial,
1.63sSylvester Stallone in that porno,
1.8sand Bill Cosby beating up that midget.
1.6sWait, I don't remember that last one.
2.9sYeah, it's freaking brutal, for no reason, you know?