Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.25syour best behavior for this carefully choreographed media event.
4.04sNow, this means there is to be no wising off, no face-making and no grass-eating.
1.79sThis means you, Ralph!
0.67sYes, sir.
2.22sHello, children. Hello, Bart.
0.57sEep!
1.47sYoung friends,
3.65smy opponent, joe Quimby, is confused about your school system.
2.34sDo you know what he does? He flip-flops!
2.04s
1.82s
3.5sSometimes he doesn't know whether he's coming or going.
2.9s
0.6s
0.87s
2.85sHe wants to sell your future short.
2.67s
2.14s
0.77s
3.02sHmm. Bart, we can't let Bob steal the spotlight.
2.87sWe're gonna have to stoop to the lowest common denominator.
1.43sI can do that.
0.42s
3.84sAaah! Help! I'm being attacked by, uh, things.
1.97s
5.14sUncle Mayor was just saying that us kids are the most important natural resource we have.