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2.9sand author of the well-selling book, Only Turkeys Have Left Wings,
2.8sladies and gentlemen, Birch Barlow.
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3sUgh! That Barlow's a right-wing crackpot.
2.99sHe said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity. Can you believe that?
3.44sYeah. Switch the station. I consider myself politically correct.
2.14sAnd his views make me uncomfortable.
3.19sNo, no, no, no, no, guys. Now, I'm not very political.
3.35sI usually think people who vote are a bit fruity.
3.67sBut for some reason, this Birch Barlow really speaks to me.
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2.44sMmm! Mmm!
2.12sGood morning, fellow freedom-likers.
2.89sBirch Barlow, the fourth branch of government, the 51st state.
3.89sYou know, th-th-there are three things we're never gonna get rid of here in Springfield--
2.13sOne, the bats in the public library.
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2.6sTwo, Mrs. McFearly's compost heap.