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2.24sor we'll ride you out of town on a rail!
2.67sWell, what do you, uh, people like?
0.63sSleep!
1.72sSexy dames and plenty of 'em!
4.49sMatlock! Yeah!
3.15sWell, uh, I suppose I could name it the, uh,
1.93sMatlock Expressway.
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2.75sBut it would be terribly myopic of me...
5sto blame all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
3.17sMm-hmm. Myopic, or to say the least, intransigent.
2.5sNow, you mentioned some woes there.
3.8sWell, you see, Birch, I'm presently incarcerated.
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2.99sConvicted of a crime I didn't even commit.
3.72sAttempted murder! Now, honestly, what is that?
3.14sDo they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
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2.75sOh, really! Now, this is a personal call!
3.14sNow, my friends, i-isn't this just typical?
1.72sAnother intelligent conservative here...