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1.89sWill you get to the point? Yes!
4.77sOnly I could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud.
1.95sAnd I have the records to prove it!
1.89sHere, just look at these!
3.64sEach one a work of Machiavellian art!
1.94sHmm, but why?
3.4sBecause you need me, Springfield.
3.8sYour guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic.
2.47sBut deep down inside, you secretly long...
2.59sfor a coldhearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals...
1.72sand rule you like a king!
3.94sThat's why I did this-- to protect you from yourselves!
2.84sNow, if you don't mind, I have a city to run.
2.35sBailiffs, place the mayor under arrest.
3.1sWhat? Oh, yes. All that stuff I did.
2.37sBart, we did it! Now we get to keep our house,
2.57sand you get to go back to the fourth grade!
2.94sTomorrow we were gonna find out who the dish ran away with.
3.04s- The spoon, Bart. - Of course!