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5sto blame all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
3.17sMm-hmm. Myopic, or to say the least, intransigent.
2.5sNow, you mentioned some woes there.
3.8sWell, you see, Birch, I'm presently incarcerated.
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2.99sConvicted of a crime I didn't even commit.
3.72sAttempted murder! Now, honestly, what is that?
3.14sDo they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
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2.75sOh, really! Now, this is a personal call!
3.14sNow, my friends, i-isn't this just typical?
1.72sAnother intelligent conservative here...
2.57srailroaded by our liberal justice system.
2.05sjust like...
3.07sColonel Oliver North, Officer Stacey Koon...
3.4sand cartoon smokes-person, Joe Camel.