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4.77sThere! Is that what you want, you smarmy little bastards?
0.42sWe want the truth!
2.24sYou want the truth?
2.02sYou can't handle the truth!
1.92sNo truth-handler, you!
5.02sBah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!
1.89sWill you get to the point? Yes!
4.77sOnly I could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud.
1.95sAnd I have the records to prove it!
1.89sHere, just look at these!
3.64sEach one a work of Machiavellian art!
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1.94sHmm, but why?
3.4sBecause you need me, Springfield.
3.8sYour guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic.
2.47sBut deep down inside, you secretly long...
2.59sfor a coldhearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals...
1.72sand rule you like a king!
3.94sThat's why I did this-- to protect you from yourselves!