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2.7sTell us a story, Daddy Bender!
2.6sStory, story, story!
3.4s- All right, fine. Gather around.
2.17sWe wanna hear this one again.
3.17s"Bender's Arrest Record.
2.03s"By The Police.
2.12s"On March 3, at 2:00 p.m.,
1.97sBender was caught shoplifting."
3sYeah. Show us the picture.
2.82sOh, there he is.
2.77sOkay, kids. It's 9:00, and you know what that means.
2.84sDaddy's sick o' lookin' at ya. So go to bed.
2.49sThe grown-ups have to talk. Come on, Ma.
3.97sNow, to figure out how much money I'm rakin' in off those twerps.
2.34sOw! I need a calculator.