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3.72sAh-ah! A package is just a box until it's delivered.
2.14sHuh! I'd never thought of it that way.
1.95sSo what do you do these days?
1.66sOh, I'm a doctor.
2.17sA tall doctor, you say.
1.93sSir? You seem pretty stable.
2.77sHave you thought about adopting one of our kids? Sure haven't.
3.62sWell, Keep adoption in mind. It's a great way to have a kid without having sex.
3.87sPlus, the government will help out with a small stipend of $100 a week!
3.25sA hundred dollars a week!
2.52sI'm so sorry I teased you back then.
3.67sLet me make it up to you. I can fix it so no one ever makes fun of you again.
1.68sYou mean, by beating them up?
3.72sBecause I've broken that blind kid's nose, like, ten times, and it doesn't make any difference.
2.94sNo, I specialize in phaser eye surgery.
3.8sI can build you a paraffin eye and graft it on with skin from your foot.
3.34sIt won't be able to see, but you'll look like a perfectly normal...