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1.83sLet me check.
2.99sOh, aren't you a cutie?
1.97sAbout 35 pounds.
2.14sWhat?
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2.18sHi, Bender. We'd like to adopt a child.
2.07sWell, you've come to the right place.
3.9sBecause Honest Bender's Orphanarium means discount orphans.
4.2sNow, little lady, what do I have to do to send you home with 12 orphans today?
2.8sUh, I'm afraid we only want one. Whatever you say, chief.
2.1sI'll show you what I got in stock.
2.23sI remember this from when we were kids.
2.52sThe warden would trot you out in front of prospective parents,
2.1sand they'd judge you like a piece of meat.
0.47sI'm Albert.
1.99sKind of fatty.
2.6sThen how 'bout this little number? Purebred human.
4.82s- No vampire in there.
- Uh-- Mm--
- Hmm. Well, uh--
3.77sIf you're strapped for cash, you might want to consider this irregular unit.
3.2sCursed with a third ear, but so full of that emotion...
2.6sI understand is called "love."
3.17sOne time, I did a hundred jump ropes.