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2.94sI am trying. I've been taking lessons.
2sLessons? Oh, that's rich!
3.64sIsn't it time you gave up all hope of ever improving yourself in any way?
2.6sI know I should, but I just can't.
2.42sRemember when I had those stomach worms that made me smart?
2.77sI could play the holophonor, and it made Leela like me.
3.6sHey, Bender, as long as you know, I have a holophonor recital Tuesday.
2.87sI'd really like to have somebody there. Please?
2.97sFine. I'll go already.
2.8sYou know, sometimes I wish your real parents were still alive.
0.48sNot often though.
2.2sUh, hello, Mrs. Mellonger. Hello, Philip.
2.45sAnd you must be Mr. Bender.
4.49sPhilip's told me so much about you. Is it true that you're a robot?