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3.67sYes, now you can hear holophonor virtuoso Philip Fry...
2.8splaying 900 of these classic themes in your own home...
1.93son this two-record set.
3.17sThat's over 30 minutes of music for only 14.99.
5.19sOnly 14.99 for a two-record set? Two records!
0.64sOh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer.
3.88s
2.1sHello? Hello? I'll take eight.
2.42s
2.34sA Mr. Hedonismbot to see you.
0.43sUh, show him in.
2.21sVery good, sir.
2.84sOh, Fry, congratulations!
2sYour latest performance was as delectable...
2.13sas dipping my bottom over and over...
3.3sinto a bath of the silkiest oils and creams.
2.65sThank you, sir. That's exactly what I was going for.
4.76sYou are the sole diversion in what has been a pale and unamusing season.
4.3sAnd so I would fain commission you write an opera.
0.38sBut I've never written an opera.
3.74sAnd I've never heard one.