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2.3sDon't worry, Lois. Peter's good at getting out of trouble.
1.07sJust like Kobe Bryant.
2.33sWe want the truth, Kobe. Did you rape her?
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1.3sWhat were we talkin' about?
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1.9sThat's a hell of a catch, Peter.
1.7sGuys, this is great.
2.8sNot only will I be able to put food on the table and pay all my bills,
2.17sI'll also be able to finance my Christmas album.
3.27s(ANNOUNCER) Sessions presents, a Peter Griffin Christmas.
1.97sFeaturing such standards as...
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4.8sEverybody, look at the snow in the yard And who could forget...
7.11sI bought these gifts for you They're up in my bum And everyone's favorite...
10.81sLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Look at the bells, look at the bells Holy crap, here come Jesus And he doesn't look too happy Merry Christmas, everyone.