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1.23sUm...
4.54sI never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance.
1.17sOh, God.
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1.33sI, uh,
5.04sI never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me, while I touched myself.
1.33sOh, come on.
3.74sAh, I never did the same thing but with someone from Jo-Ann Fabrics.
1.67sOh, God, this is ridiculous.
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2.64sOh, boy. He's out cold. Hey, let's write on him.
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1.53sWhat the hell is that?
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3.67sOh, my God. There's fish everywhere.
2.74sWow! This must be Pelican's Reef.
1.73sHoly crap! We're rich!
1.23sRich? I'll tell you what's rich.
2.07sThe amusing folksy monologues of young Will Rogers.
1.8sBut me, I like the visual slapstick gag.
2.17sLike this comically oversized powder puff.
1.93sMakeup. Now, that's rich.
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1.5sPlay me off, Johnny.