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5.91sI'll admit this is an emotional time for me but you and I are married and that's the way it's gonna stay.
5.34sSo, uh, any possibility of tonight being the night we finally push the beds together.
1.33sGood night, Brian.
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1.84sCome on.
1.33sJeez, enough with that already.
1.77sYou're like a dog with a bone.
2.57sTell me about it. I'll be in the basement.
1.1sDoin' what?
1.17s(Brian) What do you think?
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2.57sWow, Joe, where did you get the new legs?
3.74sTransplant. They belonged to a death row inmate who got the chair.
2.84sUnfortunately for me, he was also a paraplegic.
1.7sGuys, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
1.63sLois is the only woman for me.
3.17sWell, then, it sounds like you've gotta find a way to win her back.
3.34sYeah, like--like we could get her drunk and take turns havin' sex with her.
1.77s- How would that help me?
- Oh, help you?
1.37sOh, oh, Yeah, yeah. Then, no.
1.77sNo, then, that--that wouldn't help you.
1.9sWell, Joe is absolutely right.
2.47sI just gotta figure out a way to win Lois back.
1.74sI can do that, I'm a smart guy.
2.34sI once built that time machine out of a DeLorean.