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3.14sI never slept with a woman with the lights on.
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1.77sI'll go next. Uh...
2.73sUh, I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
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1.47sUh, All right, let's see.
2.77sUh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
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1.7sGod, let's see. What else is there?
1.23sUm...
4.54sI never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance.
1.17sOh, God.
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1.33sI, uh,
5.04sI never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me, while I touched myself.
1.33sOh, come on.
3.74sAh, I never did the same thing but with someone from Jo-Ann Fabrics.
1.67sOh, God, this is ridiculous.
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2.64sOh, boy. He's out cold. Hey, let's write on him.
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