1.67sMom, I need to talk to you about Dean.
1.5sWhich Dean? Howard Dean, James Dean or Jimmy Dean.
1.37sToo old, too dead, and too fattening.
1.53sYou don't have to tell that to my thighs.
1.5sCan you ask your thighs if they borrowed my Gap capris?
1.87sThey did not and are insulted that you've asked such a thing.
2.84sAs insulted as Kitty Kelley when people accuse her of taking liberties with her best-selling tell-alls.
1.33sAlmost. Wanna make out? Absolutely not.
2.5s- Oh, you're so lying.
- I so am.
2.5sOh, honey, how was your day? Did you catch any fish?
2.27sNo, but I caught this turtle. Named him Terence.