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2.66sthe galaxy's most successful couples' counseling institute.
3.09sThey could save the marriage of a dog and a bar of dark chocolate.
3.03sThey could save the marriage of a porn star and a porn star.
1.63sWell, I know /'m ready to try whatever it takes.
1.59sWhich clearly implies that I'm not.
1.37sIt's not a competition, Beth.
1.83son is that how you're gonna try to win,
1.93sby implying /'m competitive? lfthe shoe fits.
0.03sMy shoe fits up your ass.
1.76sYou wish!
1.8sRICK: Okay, have fun. See ya Thursday!
1.59sJERRY: Oh!
1.93sJerk. Don't insult my father.
1.93sHe's the reason our kids are only half-stupid.
1.66sHa! You just called yourself --
1.13sOh,
1.59s- Beth and Jerry Smith? - Yes.
1.52sI'm Glaxo Slimslom.
1.93sWelcome to Nuptia Four.
2.43sYour marriage can rest easy now.
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3.09sJerry, go ahead and sit there and put this on.
5.97sThis machine isolates the part ofthe subject's brain containing all perceptions of its romantic partner.
6.5sAnd we will now render Jerry's perception of Beth with artificial biological life.
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2.03sGLAXO: Interesting.
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