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2.56sI booked you for a two-day intensive at Nuptia Four,
2.66sthe galaxy's most successful couples' counseling institute.
3.09sThey could save the marriage of a dog and a bar of dark chocolate.
3.03sThey could save the marriage of a porn star and a porn star.
1.63sWell, I know /'m ready to try whatever it takes.
1.59sWhich clearly implies that I'm not.
1.37sIt's not a competition, Beth.
1.83son is that how you're gonna try to win,
1.93sby implying /'m competitive? lfthe shoe fits.
0.03sMy shoe fits up your ass.
1.76sYou wish!
1.8sRICK: Okay, have fun. See ya Thursday!
1.59sJERRY: Oh!
1.93sJerk. Don't insult my father.
1.93sHe's the reason our kids are only half-stupid.
1.66sHa! You just called yourself --
1.13sOh,
1.59s- Beth and Jerry Smith? - Yes.
1.52sI'm Glaxo Slimslom.
1.93sWelcome to Nuptia Four.
2.43sYour marriage can rest easy now.
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