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2.16sAnd how dare you even ask me that?
1.83sAnd why aren't you more ashamed of yourself?
0.03sDad!
2.09sBe ashamed of yourself, sweetie.
1.8sJerry! Do you know what you just said to our daughter?
1.97sSor-ry! I wasn't paying attention.
2.4sTo a conversation about vampires?!
2.59sClearly, I didn't know it was about vampires,
1.76sbecause I wasn't paying attention,
1.47swhich you would know,
1.76sif you ever paid attention to me!
1.9sOh, here we go, right to the victim role,
1.59sAm I a victim, Beth,
3.03sor am I married to a mean, unfair monster that always hurts me?!
1.93sJesus Christ! Will you fix your marriage...
2.99sor get a divorce already?
4.03sWell, we tried a couples' therapist.
1.37sThat's Earth therapy.
1.83sYou might as well ask a horse to fix a merry-go-round.
2.97sI mean, he'll try his best, but mostly, he's just gonna get horrified.
2.8sI know about a place off-planet with a 100% success rate.
2.47sWell, we want to make it work, if we can,
1.43sIt's just --
Then it's settled.
1.4sNo need to pack.
Oh!
1.47sLet's go, go, go, go!
2.99sDo you think Mom and Dad are, you know,
1.37sgonna get a divorce?