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2.4sIt's really gonna make a difference with my campaign.
2.54sHey, Lois, take a look. I just made 500 T-shirts
2.97sthat say, "Vote for Lois, unless you're queer."
4.47s"No, wait, even if you're queer. No Jews, though. Okay, Jews."
3.94sOh, these are wonderful, sweetie.
3.54sChris, why don't you put these upstairs in your closet so we don't lose them?
2.44sBut the evil monkey lives in my closet.
3.27sOf course, he hasn't been as evil since he became a Jehovah's Witness.
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5.64s(RINGS DOORBELL) (DOOR OPENING) Hi, I'm going door-to-door to campaign on behalf of Lois Griffin,
2.64swho's offering real change for the city of Quahog.
2.27sMay we count on your vote next Tuesday?
2.2sChris, this is our house.
0.9sAh.
1.6sThen what is for dinner?
1.67sPork chops. Excellent.
2.07sChris, have you been to any other houses?
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