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2.54sWhich leads many political analysts to ask the question,
1.73scan a woman really be mayor?
1.4sOr will she just bleed all over the city? Stay with us.
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3.9sOh, you guys, I can't tell you how much I appreciate all your hard work.
2.4sIt's really gonna make a difference with my campaign.
2.54sHey, Lois, take a look. I just made 500 T-shirts
2.97sthat say, "Vote for Lois, unless you're queer."
4.47s"No, wait, even if you're queer. No Jews, though. Okay, Jews."
3.94sOh, these are wonderful, sweetie.
3.54sChris, why don't you put these upstairs in your closet so we don't lose them?
2.44sBut the evil monkey lives in my closet.
3.27sOf course, he hasn't been as evil since he became a Jehovah's Witness.
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