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1.47sHey, you guys.
3.4sMom, everyone on TV says you're running the town great.
2.3sMaybe you could do some damn laundry once in a while.
1.08sWhat?
0.08sWhat?
2.03sWow, Mom, is that a new purse?
1.93sYeah, that looks pretty expensive.
2.74sWell, don't tell anybody, Brian, but I was a little naughty.
1.2s(CHUCKLING)
2.03sI may have dipped into the tax surplus.
3.24sWait a minute. You used taxpayer money to buy yourself a handbag?
1.77sIt's no big deal, Brian.
2.77sBesides, there was a lot left over after the lake clean-up,
3.47sand I figured maybe I earned a little treat, huh?
4.3sLois, spending even one penny of that money on yourself is incredibly unethical.
2.07sOh, come on, it was only 600.
3.74sMy God, that's more than I spent to go see that prize fight in Vegas.
2.67sI thought you said we was going to see Hairspray.
2.97sBitch, I thought I said just shut up and be looking fine.
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1.9sWhat the hell's up with these rolling blackouts?
1.47sWell, since Lois is the mayor,
2.2sI'm allowed to reroute all the town's electricity.